Whiplash

Which country am I in?

Which state now?

What time zone?

Wait, I can leave the car windows cracked here?

What grocery card or app am I using?

Desculpa! I mean… Sorry!

Do I need cash here or are they charging more for using card?

Oh wait, we can pump our own gas.

Here there is sales tax? How much?

What time zone is next week’s meeting in?

Good morning! I mean…Bom dia!

Oh wait, I need to NOT flush the toilet paper again.